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And I wonder why I’m broke… (and distracted)

I am in a state of cuteness-overload. Ever since I got into blythes, I convinced myself that was going to be my ONLY toy excess for the rest of my life. Somehow, I stumbled across Pipos this afternoon….

They still strike me as a little creepy, I’ve never been into anthro or anything - but there is something so unique and pretty about them!

Anyway, seeing that the prize tag is about 300, I’m pretty certain this will become one of those things I admire from a distance. (I forgot, did I say that about blythes too?)

Hm. I’m going to have fun tonight on Flickr + Pipos tag. :D

I should upload some more journal-y entries in the future, yes? I feel like a walking billboard. Actually, about two weeks ago, fairly interesting things happened to me (amongst them, making frontpage news here in Canberra, paying 200% for a cabfare, etc) but now that two weeks have passed, I can hardly write about them, can I?

Tomorrow, I’ll make sure something happens, even if I have to cause controversy and commit crime- just for the sake of preserving readers.

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I fought a bear

I realised I should update this space more often, before everyone forgets about me and stops checking this altogether. It’s not that nothing interesting has happened, it’s rather that too many interesting things have happened. Here is a sample:

  • I had yum-cha on a dirty table
  • I couldn’t find where the books were in a library
  • I got into netball by dancing
  • I ate ham and cheese croissants
  • I bought burger erasers
  • I have allies in Uno
  • I have learnt Uno is all about alliances
  • I realised that Uno without morals is like water without hydrogen
  • I’m still bloated from Wednesday
  • I smell nice
  • I got a hair cut
  • I feel like a boy from the back
  • I may have made a new friend
  • I nearly finished a crossword
  • I’m not in my room
  • I broke my nose
  • I have to make a formal complaint against Kinder (or german children in general)
  • I need to go shopping for kinder surprises
  • I’m in a band called College Room Bondage - we’ve released four albums
  • I actually had the beef for dinner
  • I rewrote history
  • I haven’t had a Golden Gaytime for 173 hours
  • I rolled up the Sun
  • I’m wearing boy pants
  • I’m waiting in anticipation for something that is happening in six days
  • I have a vicious streak
  • I have white teeth under yellow light
  • I have a smaller room than everyone else
  • I adore Gregor
  • I give joy in a tupperwear container
  • I can’t spell words
  • I fixed my nose, and made it Grecan
  • I have a green ring, it’s not black
  • I found a nice hot water bottle that likes science and dancing
  • I got hit by a door, a bookshelf and Erin
  • I got money from the government for being a good citizen
  • I’m using that money to buy a blythe doll
  • I stole things from the National Art Gallery
  • I researched the wrong alternate universe
  • I’m really cool
  • I had a nice time in Sydney
  • I had a better time in Glasgow
  • I set fire to butter
  • I have posters that hate me
  • I couldn’t find the maths room, so I went home
  • I cleaned my room for four hours
  • I can’t dance
  • I got crushed by an asian girl with pink glasses and boy hair
  • I had no art history this week, which made me sad
  • I got a message I need to send
  • I never got to Oregon
  • I have 6 new voicemail messages, which I still can’t access
  • I had the breakfast of scholars
  • I forgot to commit a crime
  • I won a competition
  • I started drinking a coffee
  • I became a cheat
  • I helped a man cross the road
  • I found the Ring of Gyges
  • I married Dionysos, and he turned me into a dolphin
  • I can’t ride a bike
  • I keep hanging on
  • I forgot to stalk the Tropfest film director
  • I forgot to stalk Adrian Deutsch’s family
  • I fought a bear, and won

And this is only a sample.

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Miscellaneous!

Today I took my Macbook to the apple service centre because it stopped working.

I like how they set it out like a GP/Doctor’s office, complete with a reception table and black leather couches (sadly, no trashy magazines!). The whole process also sort of reminded me of being in a waiting room… especially when the repair man speaks like this:

  • “This is not looking good”
  • “We might have to open her up”
  • “Pass the scalpel” (although this was technically a joke)

I felt very tense the whole time. It’s not fixed either, so I have to wait half a week for it. *chews fingernails*
In other miscellaneous news, I got a new blythe doll on Monday!

It was amazing, because the EMS shipping from Japan to Australia took only 3 days, and the postman hand-delivered it to my front door at 7:30 AM. I wasn’t expecting her AT ALL (because the website said 2-4 weeks) so the surprise was great. For more pictures, click the thumbnail below!

That’s all for now, thanks for reading!

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